Jeffrey Kyle Randall

Claims to fame: Republican mayor of Clarkfield, Minnesota; convicted child molester

Moral apex: We said: convicted child molester.

Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Randall:

But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

— Matthew 18:6

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