Dan Burton (R-Ind.)
First published December 8, 2003
Claims to fame: Co-sponsor of proposed constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriages; adulterer; child deserter; hypocrite
Modus operandi: Multiple extramarital affairs & numerous allegations of sexual harassment & groping.
Moral apex: While married, fathered child out of wedlock. Lied about it. Has nothing to do with his bastard son. Had to be forced to pay child support.
Punch line: Called President Clinton a “scumbag.”
Fun fact: Kept mistresses on government payroll.
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Burton:
They give gifts to all whores: but thou givest thy gifts to all thy lovers, and hirest them, that they may come unto thee on every side for thy whoredom.
— Ezekiel 16:33
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