Conservative Babylon

First published December 8, 2003

Claims to fame: Respectively, President and Recording Secretary, Orange County Young Republicans; idiots

Moral apex: Probably haven’t hit their apex(es) yet, but have already made names for themselves by distributing fliers at 2003 Young Republicans national convention for “Karlpalooza ‘03,” party offering “lots of beer, liquor and sex.”

Consequences: Boston’s Park Plaza Hotel shut down YR convention’s “hospitality suites.” Brabenec sacked by boss, Orange County Executive Edward Diana. Karalis asked to resign from Orange County Foreign Trade Zone board.

Suggested Bible reading for Messrs. Brabenec and Karalis:

The princes of Zoan are become fools, the princes of Noph are deceived; they have also seduced Egypt, even they that are the stay of the tribes thereof. The LORD hath mingled a perverse spirit in the midst thereof: and they have caused Egypt to err in every work thereof, as a drunken man staggereth in his vomit.

— Isaiah 19:13-14

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