Guy Millner
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Claims to fame: Two-time failed Florida gubernatorial candidate, 1994; failed U.S. Senate candidate, 1996; super-duper born-again Christian; adulterer; divorcé
Moral apex: Married not once, not twice, but three times. (But, hey, let’s give the guy a break with a little Republican logic: It means he’s only been divorced twice!)
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Millner:
Art thou bound unto a wife? seek not to be loosed. Art thou loosed from a wife? seek not a wife.
— 1 Corinthians 7:27
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