Heather Locklear

Claims to fame: TV actress (”Melrose Place”); multiple-divorcé (Tommy Lee, Richie Sambora); admitted Republican; DUI suspect

Moral apex #1: Being chosen “Republican Babe of the Week” by the now-defunct JerseyGOP.com:

Moral apex #2: Getting arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance.

Suggested Bible reading for Ms. Locklear:

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

Proverbs 20:1

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