Robert Williams

Claim to fame: Chief financial officer of über-conservative Cincinnati Christian University

Moral apex: Arrested November 29, 2008, for groping an undercover cop, in the cop’s car, in a gay-cruise area of Mount Airy Forest. (As the police report put it, he “manually stimulated” the cop.)

Charge: One count of sexual imposition, a misdemeanor.

Plea: Not guilty.

What’s next: Williams, placed on administrative leave, is scheduled to appear in court January 9, 2009.

Memorable quote:

“I view it either one of two ways. Either we’re doing something wrong, or as a Christian university we’re doing something right and the devil’s attacking us.”

— CCU student Daniel Read

Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Williams: Gee, is there anything in the Bible as appropriate as Shakespeare? “This above all: to thine own self be true”

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