Sunday May 31, 2009
Brace yourself! It’s — gasp! — another Republican busted for trying to sex a minor!
How shocking… or not, considering the details. Pittsburgh Tribune-Review has the story; “furry” details after the jump (and you might want to stop eating/drinking while reading them).
All we can say is: At least David Vitter knew he was of the human species.
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Thursday May 28, 2009
Claims to fame: Republican; Lititz, Pennsylvania, Borough Council member (1994-2001); two-time loser for mayor; mayoral candidate, 2009; husband, father; youth group leader, Lititz United Methodist Church; Santa Claus “at Lititz Springs Park during the Christmas season”; accused child molester
Moral apex: Arrested May 27, 2009, and charged with two felonies and two misdemeanors — “aggravated indecent assault, unlawful contact with a minor, indecent assault and corruption of minors” — for initiating a sexual relationship with a 12-year-old girl, which lasted from October, 2002, to June, 2004.
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Wednesday May 27, 2009
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May 26, 2009
Former NYPD Commish Kerik Indicted
Accused Of Making False Statements To White House Officials During Vetting For Homeland Security Position
Sunday May 24, 2009
Claims to fame: Pastor, Walnut Grove Baptist Church, Cordova, Tennessee; sexual abuser of teenage boys; rapist
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Claims to fame: Pastor, Casa del Padre Church, Portland, Oregon; convicted sexual abuser and would-be rapist
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Claims to fame: Founder, Renew Ministries, Irving, Texas, “ex-gay”/“homosexual recovery” counselor at Church of Christ South MacArthur; ex-psychologist; ex-Sunday school teacher; felon; registered sex offender
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May 22, 2009
<= Yes, he really looks like this.
[North Carolina] State Rep. Cary Allred now says that he does not plan to leave the Republican Party but that he is considering resigning his office. …
…House members and legislative staff members reported … that Allred had been speeding on the way to the House session that Monday night, that he had been drinking before session and that he behaved inappropriately with a House page. …
More at TheTimesNews.com.

The 2600-page report by Ireland’s Commission to Inquire Into Child Abuse … found that an unknown number of perpetrators moved to Australia. One was Father McAlinden, who moved to Australia in 1949 and died in 2005, two years before sexual abuse allegations were made public.
Broken Rites, a church sex abuse support group, along with The Herald in Newcastle, established McAlinden had been a serial child-molester during his 50-year career in the ministry, with at least 20 known victims. The church had moved him between parishes in the Hunter Valley and Western Australia, with stints also in New Zealand and Papua New Guinea. …
Full story from the Sydney Morning Herald, via the Brisbane Times.
Who: Televangelist; head of Inspiration Network, a “seed faith” mega-ministry built from the ashes of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker’s PTL Club, whose assets were purchased by his father, Morris Cerullo…
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Friday May 22, 2009
May 22, 2009
A teacher who became notorious in the 1990s for having an affair with a sixth-grader is hosting a “Hot for Teacher” night at a Seattle bar — along with the former student, now her husband. Bar owner Mike Morris said Mary Kay Letourneau has served her sentence and it’s OK for the couple to have some fun.
More from Yahoo! News.
Letourneau, of course, is the daughter of Conservative Babylonian John Schmitz.
Sunday May 17, 2009
Claims to fame: Church organist and caretaker, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, York, England; convicted child molester
Moral apex: Sexually abused four girls, between the ages of seven and 15, over a 16-year period (1966-82) — two of them in the boiler room of the church.
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Claims to fame: Pastor, Thorington Road Baptist Church, Montgomery, Alabama (1991-2007); graduate, Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University; later, employee of Falwell’s; husband; family man; winner of the Conservative Babylon Award for Kinkiest and Most Embarrassing Sex-Related Death of All Time
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Claims to fame: Third (and, as of this writing, last) woman ever elected to the U.S House from Utah; vice chair then chair, Utah Republican Party; failed candidate for Lieutenant Governor; bad Mormon; divorceé; liar by Biblical standards
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Claims to fame: Neo-Republican of the Newt Gingrich variety; former U.S. Representative (1995-97); former Oregon state senator; rancher; owner, Rose Laboratories (vitamin supplements); divorcé, thus, an adulterer; habitual liar
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Claims to fame: Former Missouri House Representative; adulterer; not-a-child molester
Moral apex: Indicted August 6, 2008, for the sexual assault of the 14-year-old daughter of a woman with whom he’d been having an extramarital affair.
Resigned from office: September 9, 2008
Defense: Said he was following the mother through the house looking for a burglar, and somehow accidentally ended up naked in the girl’s room.
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Thursday May 14, 2009
May 14, 2009
A follower of jailed evangelist Tony Alamo has pleaded guilty to a federal charge of failing to register as a sex offender.
Jonathon Patrick Curry pleaded guilty to the charge Thursday in federal court at Fort Smith. Forty-nine-year-old Curry could face a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. …
More from the Washington Post.
Saturday May 09, 2009
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May 9, 2009, Neal Horsley news round-up:
He’s running for governor of Georgia.
Republicans like the idea so much, he’s made the front page of the party’s “Ideas to Rebuild our Future” site (even though he’s not a Republican; currently, he’s running on the “Creator’s Rights Party” ticket).
He says the Bible condones terrorism.
Not only does he nonchalantly re-confirm his tale about having sex with a full-grown mule (”She loved me”), but tells the San Francisco Examiner about the sex he’s had with other men… and with a watermelon.
He would kill his own son to secede from the Union.
There’s a new video of him taunting a woman with a baby who’s asking him to remove his big, full-color dead-fetus banners out from in front of a restaurant.
Ain’t conservatism grand?
Claims to fame: Former New York State Assembly member (1986-2006); former member, state parole board (appointed by fellow Republican, Governer George Pataki); former TV reporter; would-be child molester; sex-toy aficionado
Moral apex: Arrested October 13, 2008, on federal charges of attempting to solicit sex with minors, specifically, two sisters, 11 and 12.
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Monday May 04, 2009
Claims to fame: Miss California; spokesmodel for rabidly anti-gay National Organization for Marriage
Moral apex #2: Fake boobs.
Moral apex #1: Bare boobs.
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Claims to fame: Anti-gay senior pastor, South Tulsa Baptist Church, Tulsa, OK (2002-2006); member, executive committee, Southern Baptist Convention; recording secretary, Baptist General Convention of Oklahoma; director of missions, Tulsa Metro Baptist Association
Moral apex: Busted in 2006 — “in the parking lot of the Habana Inn, which touts itself as the ‘Southwest’s Largest Gay Resort Hotel’ on its website” (SoVo) — for “offering to engage in an act of lewdness”; i.e., propositioning an undercover cop — a male cop — for sex.
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May 4, 2009
“That’s enough, I cannot remain with a man who consorts with minors.”
Dirty details:
“Berlusconi’s wife to divorce him,” BBC
“Furious Berlusconi demands apology from wife,” France24.com
Claims to fame: Founder, Kerusso Ministries; poster boy for the radically militant anti-gay American Family Association’s “ex-gay” campaign, “Coming Out of Homosexuality Day”; self-loathing homophobe; liar
Moral apex: The star of TV and print ads promoting the sham known as “ex-gay” ministries was (using the name “Sean”) picking up other men online for sex.
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Claims to fame: Republican political consultant; Pueblo, Colorado, presidential campaign manager for fellow Conservative Babylonian Sen. John McCain (2008); youth counselor, King of Kings Lutheran Church; Boy Scout leader; sponsor, Parkview Medical Center Chemical Dependency Unit; multiple-child molestation suspect
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