May 9, 2009, Neal Horsley news round-up:
He’s running for governor of Georgia.
Republicans like the idea so much, he’s made the front page of the party’s “Ideas to Rebuild our Future” site (even though he’s not a Republican; currently, he’s running on the “Creator’s Rights Party” ticket).
He says the Bible condones terrorism.
Not only does he nonchalantly re-confirm his tale about having sex with a full-grown mule (“She loved me”), but tells the San Francisco Examiner about the sex he’s had with other men… and with a watermelon.
He would kill his own son to secede from the Union.
There’s a new video of him taunting a woman with a baby who’s asking him to remove his big, full-color dead-fetus banners out from in front of a restaurant.
Ain’t conservatism grand?
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