T. Scott Muschany (R-Mo.)


Claims to fame: Former Missouri House Representative; adulterer; not-a-child molester
Moral apex: Indicted August 6, 2008, for the sexual assault of the 14-year-old daughter of a woman with whom he’d been having an extramarital affair.
Resigned from office: September 9, 2008
Defense: Said he was following the mother through the house looking for a burglar, and somehow accidentally ended up naked in the girl’s room.
Verdict: Acquitted March 20, 2009.
Memorable quote:
“Standing naked next to a 14-year-old girl in bed is not a crime.”— Defense lawyer Robert Haar
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Muschany:
O God, thou knowest my foolishness; and my sins are not hid from thee.— Psalm 69:5
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