Pope Leo VIII

Pope Leo VIII and his phallic, Conehead hatClaims to fame: Antipope (”a person who, in opposition to a sitting Bishop of Rome, makes a widely accepted claim to be the Pope”), C.E. 963-964; Roman Catholic Pope, C.E. 964-965; fornicator

Moral apex: Died of a stroke while on top of a married woman he was humping.

Who Leo reminds us of: Nelson Rockefeller, who died on top of the (unmarried) bit of fluff he was humping.

Suggested Bible reading for Leo VIII:

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

— 1 Corinthians 6:18

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