Robert Kevin Carlino

Robert Kevin CarlinoClaims to fame: Youth pastor, Malaga Assembly of God Church, Malaga/Franklin Township, New Jersey, 2007-2009; cable guy; husband; father; admitted kiddie-porn addict; convicted felon

Kevin, Alissa & M— Carlino – Youth Pastor

Pastor Kevin was born in Phoenix, Arizona. He was involved in Children’s Church and other ministries at MAG. In 2005 they went Vrginia where he served as cook/general labor at the Potomac District Retreat Center. He received his Associates Degree from Gloucester C.C. He than transferred to VFCC. Kevin began his ministry to the youth of MAG in 2007.

— Defunct page, Malaga Assembly of God
(Cache)

Moral apex: Arrested March 17, 2009, by FBI agents at his home for downloading and storing 134 images of child pornography, all of the same girl, a known victim (”that is,” explains NJ.com, “a real child who has been identified by law enforcement officers and entered into the National Center of Missing and Exploited Children ‘NCMEC’ database”) about nine years old, engaged in “explicit sexual conduct with an adult male,” according to an affidavit by Special Agent Lina M. Ramirez.

What’s worse: He’s the father of a baby girl.

What’s even worse: “He also accessed an invitation-only Internet forum called ‘Incest Taboo,’ which is a collection of links to various incest chat rooms that is used primarily to share and comment on child pornography, according to a federal criminal complaint.”

Again: He’s the father of a baby girl.

During the raid: Carlino “made numerous admissions pertaining to his downloading and viewing of child pornography,” according to Ramirez, and “stated that viewing child pornography became an addiction. Carlino further admitted to adopting false personas while online — alternatively pretending to be a 13-year-old girl and a mother in her 20s — so that men would be more interested in chatting with him, and sending him child pornography.” (NJ.com)

The bizarre way they caught him: “Ramirez said she began investigating Carlino on Feb. 18 based on a lead provided by the Serbian Ministry of Interior.

“The Serbian ministry came across the child pornography during the course of conducting court authorized electronic surveillance of a person suspected of infecting computers with the ‘Poison Ivy’ virus, she said in court papers. The virus allows an individual to control an infected computer remotely.

“The person the Serbian ministry was investigating was using the Poison Ivy virus in ‘an attempt to steal financial information from others by infecting their computers.’

“Carlino’s computer was infected with the Poison Ivy virus, according to court papers.

“Carlino’s computer was monitored by the Serbian ministry ‘for approximately 24-36 hours during the period from approximately Nov. 6-13,’ according to court papers.

“‘During the monitoring period in November 2008, the MUP (the Serbian Ministry of Interior) observed the computer operator on the Carlino computer view child pornography, save the images to an external storage device and delete the images,’ said Ramirez.” (NJ.com)

How else could he plea but guilty? He couldn’t — so he did, on August 12, 2009.

Sentencing: Slated for November 24, 2009. Maximum penalty: 10 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine.

Meanwhile: He’s under house arrest, strapped to a monitoring device.

Sad: On her MySpace page, his wife writes:

About me: I LOVE being a House Wife for the greatest husband and now I am officially a MOM!! Yup that is right… as of March 4th at approximately 10:33 Baby Maddie was born. She is growing SOOO fast and she makes me laugh all the time! I’m lovin Jesus “like there’s no tomorrow” and i am excited to see what he has instore for us.

And:

My biggest hero is my husband… i dont know what i would do without him, he is always teaching me and he will make a great daddy; I am also a Daddy’s Girl, the older i get the wiser i find he is and we are alot alike :) so enough said on that

Creepy: On an old MySpace page he hasn’t looked at since April 26, 2008, Carlino’s username is “dv8daily” (”deviate daily”).

Pathetic: On a newer MySpace page he hasn’t visited since November 20, 2008 — just one week after he downloaded the kiddie porn — Carlino writes in his “About me” blurb:

Well alot has changed since I last updated. The first being that I am now a youth pastor! I am PK at Malaga Assembly of God in Malaga, NJ and have been for just over 7 months. It has been incredible, not only for me but for my family. To be surrounded by people who encourage and lift you up 24/7 has been life changing. It has been difficult getting used being a comforter, discipliner, and mentor. God has blessed my family so much! My ministry is DV8! Luke 9:23(NLT) Look it up it will be good for the soul! …

We did look it up, and we have no idea what the verse has to do with “deviat[ing]“:

“And he said to them all, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me.”

My kids are incredible it is exciting to see God work in their lives! I can’t wait to see what unfolds! Always remember that God has a plan for your life and the devil wants to steal it! My daughter is now walking and running around like a mad women(she gets that from her mom) and trying to back talk already. … My wife is the most incredible mom! At times she doesnt believe it but I have absolute faith in her. It is great to give her the opportunity to do what she has always wanted to do, be a mom! We are going on 5 years now and wow I would trade a day of it. 5 years together and we have had smiles that will last forever. What an amazing opportunity to build a legacy together. As for me I am PK and a cable guy. I am very busy juggling 2 jobs, and a family. Over the last year I have lost 90 pounds most of you wouldnt recognize me. And I have been accused of not juggling or being as jolly as I was. But it is still me!

Trying to tell us something, Kevin?

Who I’d like to meet: I would like to meet me in 5 years to know what to do. I find that life is all about relationships. Build them stong and they will with stand anything. Build them on lies and hypocrity and people remembering you wont even make it to the end of this page

“Hypocrity”? Well, we get the point.

Creepier: His username for the newer MySpace page is “ballzkc” (”ballsy K.C.”).

See also: His Facebook page; her Facebook page.

Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Carlino:

And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:

And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

— Matthew 7:26-27

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  • Bruce says:

    This does not make him a hypocrite, it makes him human. I hope he will get the help he needs and make it through this a better person.

    Read a little more and see sin is sin, none bigger or worse, and all of us have it.

    Christianity is not a extermination of sin, its a belief and faith in God. We can only do our best and sometimes we fall flat on our faces, thankfully God is always here to pick us back up.

    Faith, Hope, Love………….Not Judgment.