Sarah Palin: Going Rouge

Yes — yes, we do need to craft a nice, big tribute to Sarah Palin within these unholy halls of right-wing shame. And we will. (There’s just a lot of ground to cover.) In the meantime…
No — no, the word “Rouge” in the title of this entry is not a typographical error; rather, it’s the color we expect Sarah Palin’s face will turn when she gets wind of this story.
So, the ex-GovZilla from Wasilla “wrote” a “book,” Going Rogue: An American Life, which, as we speak, currently ranks #3 on Amazon five days before its release — which proves that the vast majority of the reading public needs their stupidity explained to them in very small words, within — if Palin’s “book” is anything like her past efforts at “writing” — sentences that trail off into nowhere.
In any case, the joke’s on Palin: One of her Rogue editors worked on a previous book about Crazy McMoosekiller — and Lloyd Grove‘s “guess is that, like Queen Victoria, she will not be amused.”
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So Sarah Palin is a sinner because you infer without evidence that her book may have been ghost written, just like Hillary McStand-by-your-man-in-order-to-advance-your-political-career-like-any-good-independent-strong-feminist-woman-would Clinton?
LOL! Heavens no! Sarah Palin is a sinner for countless reasons, but ghost-writing is not one of them; we believe she did indeed write “Going Rogue,” because the book is so very awful, only she could have written it. Meanwhile, consider this entry a mere placeholder for Sad, Silly Sarah until we can gather up all her real sins in one place — we just don’t know where to begin!