Anthony Bittner Arrested… Yes, Again
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The 18-year-old failed Republican candidate for the Washington state House — and high school senior — who was busted only last week on drug-, forgery-, and counterfeiting-related charges, found himself in the slammer again, “on suspicion of two counts of trafficking in stolen property” — specifically, trying to fence stolen wakeboards on Craigslist.
His Nibs hasn’t been formally charged yet, but, just as before, he was released to the custody of Mommy and Daddy — who would be well advised to use this time of forced-family togetherness to finish raising their precocious little Michael P. Keaton before setting him loose on an unsuspecting world again.
Of course, it may be too late already; he’s 18 now. Still, if he’s in their custody, it may not be too late to ground him, which any good Christian parents would do at the first sign of pride, greed, and premature megalomania.
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