This Space Reserved for Andrew Shirvell
Claims to fame: Michigan State Assistant Attorney General; “Christian citizen”; obsessed stalker of gay man
Moral apex: Stalking and cyber-bullying University of Michigan student body present Chris Armstrong.
Why? Watch this video, and then you tell us:
Wow, that’s pretty… um… Yeah, it is.
But why is he on ConBab? Well, he’s not officially a Conservative Babylonian… yet. But we have a feeling he will be.
Are you saying Andrew Shirvell is a self-loathing closet queen whose fanatical Christianity is just a mask for the raging homosexuality he’s trying desperately to suppress, but which is manifesting itself in an unhealthy obsession with a beautiful, young gay man? No, we are not saying Andrew Shirvell is a self-loathing closet queen whose fanatical Christianity is just a mask for the raging homosexuality he’s trying desperately to suppress, but which is manifesting itself in an unhealthy obsession with a beautiful, young gay man (although we will say Chris Armstrong is indeed a beautiful, young gay man — gorgeous, in fact) — nor are we saying we expect someone to dig up an entire graveyard of very embarrassing skeletons in Andrew Shirvell’s deep, dark closet, nor are we saying we expect Andrew Shirvell to be embroiled in a big gay-sex scandal sometime in the very near future.
Memorable observation:
Of course Shirvell is a Christian fanatic. He’s also dishonest: browse his blog and you can tell he is just freaking out over the fact that Armstrong is gay…it’s all he talks about. He’s a militant radical gay activist who hates God, Christians, the unborn, and wants to have gay sex with everyone but Andrew Shirvell.— PZ Myers
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Shirvell (which is especially fitting, as Mr. Shirvell likes this verse so much, he quotes it on his own blog):
Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!— Isaiah 5:20
See also:
“What’s the Matter with Michigan? “Christian Citizen” Andrew Shirvell, That’s What,” Lavender Newswire, September 29, 2010
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