Christian LaBella is an aide to John Shimkus (R-Ill.) — one of the Republicans who knew about Mark Foley‘s shenanigans yet kept his mouth shut — and cousin of Republican comedienne Heather McDonald (who says she’s “totally for gay marriage,” yet supports the party that not only wants to abolish marriage equality permanently, but re-criminalize homosexuality altogether).
Charges of assault and harassment against LaBella — who’s been accused of throwing Lohan on the bed, climbing on top of her, choking her and punching her — have been dropped, but we still have to wonder: What was he doing in Lindsay Lohan’s hotel room in the first place?
Christian LaBella with Batboy— er, Paul Ryan.
Here’s the story:
• “Revealed: Man who ‘attacked Lindsay Lohan in her hotel room after she tried to stop him taking pictures’ is a GOP congressional staffer,” Daily Mail, September 30, 2012
• “Lindsay Lohan tussles with congressional staffer in Manhattan hotel room over cellphone photos, tells cops he choked her,” Barry Paddock , Joanna Molloy and Tracy Connor, New York Daily News, September 30, 2012
• “Official: Man’s NYC arrest in Lohan dispute voided,” Colleen Long, Huffington Post, September 30, 2012
• “Reports: Charges Dropped Against Man Accused Of Assaulting Lindsay Lohan After Night Of Partying In NYC,” CBS New York, September 30, 2012
Oh, and before anybody sends any nastygrams about Lindsay Lohan, remember: Lindsay Lohan isn’t the one working for the Party of Hypocrisy.
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