Brian Blundell (R-Maui)
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Claims to fame: Former Hawaii state representative (West Maui-North Kihei); Republican; closet case; cop-crotch groper
Moral apex: In July, 2004, approached “a plainclothes police officer outside a Kapiolani Park restroom and groped his crotch.”
Arrested on a charge of fourth-degree sexual assault, Blundell, 63, pleaded no contest, and was able to get a deferred conviction on a misdemeanor sex assault charge — meaning, if he could be a good boy for a whole year, the conviction would be expunged from his record. He was, and it was.
Divine justice: Voters weren’t so forgiving as the judge in the case; he lost his 2004 re-election bid.
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Blundell:
O God, thou knowest my foolishness; and my sins are not hid from thee.— Psalm 69:5
