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Claims to fame: Vice President of the United States; former U.S. Secretary of Defense; second in line to the Oval Office
Moral apex: Hideously anti-gay on all levels; opposes all civil-rights laws benefiting LGBT people; once wanted to criminalize homosexuality.
Punch line #1: His daughter is a lesbian.
Punch line #2: His wife wrote lesbian soft porn.
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Cheney:
Yea, they sacrificed their sons and their daughters unto devils, And shed innocent blood, even the blood of their sons and of their daughters, whom they sacrificed unto the idols of Canaan: and the land was polluted with blood.
— Psalm 106:37-38
