Bill Johnson (R-Wanker, Alabama/New Zealand)
Claims to fame: Anti-choice, anti-gay, theocratic, creationist Christian missionary who can’t stop jabbering about “faith-based” programs; Republican; failed (really failed) candidate for Alabama governor (2010); former director, Alabama Department of Economic and Community Affairs (ADECA); former Birmingham City Councilmember (1997-2001); campaign staffer for numerous other hardcore right-wing Repubs, most notably Governor Bob Riley (against whom he turned once he decided to run for guv himself); former Libertarian who did a one-eighty on marijuana and prostitution when he switched to the GOP; Army brat; obsessive wanker & lesbian-impregnator (more…)
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