Claims to fame: Conservative activist; child molester; groper; john
Moral apex: A local Ohio TV station broke the story that Lukens had been paying a woman for the sexual services of the woman’s teenage daughter. Lukens got off with one month in jail (he was found guilty of contributing to the delinquency of a minor). Despite GOP pressure, refused to resign office.
Reprise, and finale: Finally resigned after he was caught fondling a Capitol elevator operator.
Suggested Bible reading for Mr. Lukens:
What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
— 1 Corinthians 6:16
Suggested Bible reading for the girl’s mother:
Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
— Leviticus 19:29