Charles G. “Greg” Davis (Mayor, ShoppingSpree, Miss.)
Claims to fame: Mayor, Southaven, Mississippi; conservative “family values” Republican; 2008 Republican nominee, U.S. Congress; former state representative; civil engineer; husband; father; closet homo; gay-porn-shop customer (which also makes him a biblical, lust-in-one’s-heart adulterer, per Romans 1:23-25); suspected thief