Friday March 23, 2012
Pat Robertson, who somehow managed to stay out of Conservative Babylon for nine years, suddenly can’t seem to escape these unholy halls. If he’s not endorsing non-procreative molar-rattling or pushing for pot legalization, he’s coming thisclose to saying an imprecatory prayer* against Peyton Manning because he doesn’t like the “shabby” way his boy, incurable and thoroughly obnoxious Bible-beater Tim Tebow, has been treated. (That tellls you how invasive the name Tim Tebow is; we can’t stand football, and try to know as little about it as possible, but we certainly know who Tebow (more…)
Sunday May 24, 2009
Who: Televangelist; head of Inspiration Network, a “seed faith” mega-ministry built from the ashes of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker‘s PTL Club, whose assets were purchased by his father, Morris Cerullo…
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Saturday January 05, 2008
Claims to fame: One of the leading televangelists in the “Word Faith,” a.k.a. “Positive Confession,” a.k.a. “Seed Faith,” a.k.a. “Giving and Receiving,” a.k.a. “Health & Wealth,” a.k.a. “Prosperity Gospel,” a.k.a. “Name It and Claim It,” a.k.a. “Blab-It-and-Grab-It”, a.k.a. “Gullible Sucker Sham-O-Rama” (OK, we made that last one up — but only that last one) movement; co-founder, owner, chairman, & president, Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN); rabidly anti-gay whackjob; alleged closet homosexual (thus alleged adulterer) (more…)
Sunday December 30, 2007
Claims to fame: High-profile televangelist; Muslim-basher; potential gay-killer; masochist; john; crybaby
Pinnacle of righteousness: In 1986, exposed extramarital affair of fellow Assemblies of God preacher Marvin Gorman; Gorman was subsequently defrocked. (more…)
Wednesday December 10, 2003
Claims to fame: High-profile televangelist; adulterer; bisexual; fraud; ex-con; ex-Mr. Tammy Faye Bakker
Moral apex: It’s a tie: We can’t decide whether it was his $265,000 hush-money payment to keep church secretary Jessica Hahn quiet about their affair, or the $158 million he embezzled from his own PTL (a.k.a. Praise the Lord, a.k.a. People That Love) ministry, and spent on lavish mansions (with gold-plated bathroom fixtures), luxury cars, an air-conditioned doghouse, and a face lift (for Jim, not wife Tammy Faye), among other little necessities. (more…)
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