Remember Gary Aldridge? ConBab’s Most Embarrassing Sex-Related Death of All Time?
Refresh your memory, then come on back.
Memory refreshed? Good.
Now, enjoy this exceptional poem by the very talented Digital Cuttlefish, who has given us kind permission to reprint it here:
Claims to fame: Pastor, Thorington Road Baptist Church, Montgomery, Alabama (1991-2007); graduate, Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University; later, employee of Falwell’s; husband; family man; winner of the Conservative Babylon Award for Kinkiest and Most Embarrassing Sex-Related Death of All Time
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