Mike Carona
Claims to fame: Former Orange County, California, Sheriff-Coroner / head of Orange County Sheriff’s Department; nicknamed “America’s Sheriff” by Larry King after leading the hunt for the killer of seven-year-old Samantha Runnion; former chair, California Council on Criminal Justice; former senior adviser, Emergency Response Senior Advisory Committee on Homeland Security (appointed by fellow Conservative Babylonian George W. Bush); former commissioner, California State Athletic Commission (appointed by fellow Conservative Babylonian Arnold Schwarzenegger); one-time hopeful for the Lieutenant Governor’s office; self-described “conservative Christian” who attended Robert Schuller’s Crystal Cathedral; misogynist; racist; pal to mobsters; bad cop; alleged serial adulterer; jailbird (more…)