Ex-Missouri Speaker Rod Jetton Allegedly Beats, Chokes Mistress During Sex; Says She Didn’t Use Safe Word During Apparent SM Play
We say “apparent SM play” because, seriously, does anybody need a safe word during boring old vanilla sex? “Honey, I’m really bored now, so could you stop poking me with that thing? Honey…? Green balloons! Green balloons!”
Of course Rod Jetton is a Republican — the sort who really, really, really hates Teh Ghey: He stripped Missouri Rep. Scott Lipke as chair of the state’s Committee on Crime Prevention and Public Safety because the latter “chose to use the [Jessica's Law] bill to delete 14 words from our laws in order to repeal the gay sex ban in Missouri.
“Thanks to that deletion,” wailed the married, Methodist, “family values” guy in 2007, “it is now legal to engage in deviate sexual intercourse with someone of the same sex here in Missouri.”
Never mind that the U.S. Supreme Court overturned all state sodomy laws years earlier (why let a little thing like that get in the way of keeping your homophobic hatred on the books?), or that Jetton admitted the sex “ban was technically unenforceable”; let’s see what Jetton really knows about deviate sexual intercourse in Missouri: (more…)
